There are certain things we take for granted. For example- there are a few things that I know that I think everyone knows, or should know and hey, I don't know everything. In fact, I know next to nothing.
But I do know this:
Smacking gum drops your IQ by 10 points automatically.
I was on the subway yesterday and there in front of me stood one of the most stunning women I had ever seen. Her dress was perfect, her skin, tan, her hair styled to perfection. She was the entire package. Then she turned just enough...the profile...the jaw flailing about...smack smack smack. Damnit. Image shot. She was a gum chewer-no, I take that back- she was a gum smacker.
My grandmother (the embodiment of Emily Post) used to say,
"What is the difference between a cud chewing cow and a gum chewing girl?"
"The intelligent look on the cow's face."
2 comments:
Make that IQ drop 100 points!
funny, my grandmother used to tell me the exact same thing.
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