Okay. I am not a body builder or anything but I do consider myself a gym rat of sorts. I mean, I try to go on a daily basis - whether it is to contort myself into positions that could be considered rather inappropriate or just to walk on the treadmill and watch Paula Dean surpass FDA guidelines for cooking with fat batter.
BUT I have do have a bone to pick with you, annoying woman on treadmill next to me- Yes, you. Please try to keep your cell phone conversation down to a quiet shrill while working out. I say working out...did you know your machine goes above 2.0 miles per hour and oh, that Starbucks Frap-a-rap-a-chino (aka- the biggest decision you will have to make all day).. is just another word for milk shake. You burn more calories talking about your Hamptons weekend and your new pair of Jimmy Choos.
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